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Thoughts Demotivational Poster


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) photo won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out Rape of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up shit from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


ECCENTRICITIES -




NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: deep thoughts stockholm syndrome
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - June 7, 2015, 11:12 am
Good show... I guess I must now uphold my end of the bargain.


MUSIC -


TAGS: music thoughts pure soul hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 9:29 pm
thank you
forseti - November 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
5+fav!
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't know thank you though.
MrDurden - November 13, 2010, 10:27 am
How do you keep coming up with awesome posters like this?
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:09 am
That's the best way to create.
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 12:07 am
they just pop into my mind and i rush to the computer.. I had this thought while memorizing all the things that define citizenship.. damn social studies exam..
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Thank YOU... for keepin' them coming strong.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:54 pm
Thank you
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Very nice.


Random Thoughts -




PEACE -




HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




DEEP THOUGHTS -




HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


KEEP YOUR SOUL DARLING - im not looking for a soul mate just a good time




IN BETWEEN -


TAGS: thoughts and wonder
Rating: 3.95/5

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lesterinside - March 23, 2010, 1:54 am
*****5L*****


bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty sexy imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


HEART THEM -




ENABLE THE NEEDY -


TAGS: deep stair thoughts
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
made that trip more than once.


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.




Deep Thoughts -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 3.15/5

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Errrr - July 24, 2009, 7:12 am
It probably is :-/
Sean - January 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Notice how Clinton and Cubbybear both start with the letter "C" -- and a captialized one at that! That can't be a coincidence, can it?


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingshot.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingshot ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


THOUGHTS -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 3.36/5

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RON - June 19, 2009, 3:53 pm
Thx Bone...just got back from the Philippines...did enjoy my month and half there...did miss water and elect...lol...
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:41 pm
Welcome back!!!


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


MIDNIGHT -


TAGS: midnight assignment and original thoughts from yours truly
Rating: 4.3/5

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Neener - October 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
This is amsome!
rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:10 pm

a young SH, but I see it as well
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 6:59 pm
She reminds me of Susannah Hoffs
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:10 am
Awesome!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
Don't you mean "boob"? Lol.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 11:46 pm
We've all been there before.
erock - February 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
awesome produceman. 5vcr's for you
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 11:38 pm
sheer awesome. 5 boob jobs


DAYDREAMING -


TAGS: snow day shoveling and idle thoughts
Rating: 4.21/5

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myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:36 pm
cool, looks like a butt


REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


Advice -


TAGS: thoughts words alone people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:23 am
kinda like smoking pot...you gotta start carrying a recorder around with you...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:21 am
Aw, thanks ma'am.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 7:58 pm
and that's a really savory alone time...wish I could just remember those words
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 12:48 pm

Gorgeous, Prissy. Simply gorgeous. 5L


Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


AFTER THE STORM -


TAGS: deep thoughts sorta
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2012, 12:31 am
Thank you Mr Mao. Rick offered up this gorgeous pic, and I see Greeny took advantage too, only his is...…better….as usual…bastard
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 5:52 pm
Good One Woof 5L Keep Them Coming Ha Ha Mao.
Greeny - November 3, 2012, 3:08 pm
Here comes the Lipstick!
GaryO - November 3, 2012, 8:15 am
Emilio, Emilio…you know not with whom you instruct? I was happy with legibility……I……I….….I…….feel a leg hump coming on….hold still
EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:00 am
Point of typesetting etiquette: Don't leave an "orphan" at the end of a line. (That lonely "I".)


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: museum statue idle idol thoughts
Rating: 4.54/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:50 pm
Aggie, sounds to me like you speak from experience :)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:56 am
Ain't it the truth!


BUNNY -




SHARING -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS -


TAGS: i know you can hear my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow assignment for october 28 dreams
Rating: 3.05/5

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Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
What ags said.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Excellent. Simply excellent.


Hmmm ... -


TAGS: athiests thoughts
Rating: 2.7/5

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Goatboy - June 3, 2013, 1:21 pm
The symbol that is the swastika is over 3,000 years old and predates the Christian cross as a religious symbol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:07 pm
Hmmm, I sense a pattern as well. For all this religion is covered in innocent blood, and shielded behind a stench of piety.


Dirty Laundry -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 7, 2015, 7:27 pm
They don't make bleach that strong! 5L
GaryO - January 7, 2015, 6:59 pm
exactly
concern3 - January 7, 2015, 3:57 pm
funny 5er


Sometimes -


TAGS: i have these thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 20, 2015, 3:27 am
no argument, could be, I have no idea, thus no ref or quote (Jack Handy is wunna my heroes, however)
EmilioDumphque - November 20, 2015, 1:53 am
(ahem) -Jack Handy


I was just wondering . . . -


TAGS: late night thoughts from mizzdizz
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 12, 2017, 7:19 pm
Glad to provide the uh motivation, Cern! Thanks! Make some posters! I miss your stuff!
concern3 - June 12, 2017, 12:34 am
Now you got me thinking, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 11, 2017, 4:47 pm
Any excuse to make a batch of Rusty's secret ingredient chili! chuckle, chuckle.... Funny fart jokes/stories on Off Topic? Interesting idea...... (thinking.......)
JesusWept - June 11, 2017, 9:32 am
Give it a try. Then report in the Off Topic thread XD


morning thoughts -


TAGS: deep thoughts not so deep
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - May 14, 2017, 8:59 pm
And that is only because of inflation.
mizzdizz - May 14, 2017, 7:36 pm
Thanks, JW! some mornings, a penny is kinda expensive! Especially when my brain is running test patterns! LOL!
JesusWept - May 14, 2017, 2:47 pm
That much?! ^^^^^Up


what your cat is REALLY thinking about -


TAGS: cats think deep thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:58 am
Thanks, Cern! Its always nice to find someone else who enjoys a good brain sprain! There aren't very many of us out there!
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:35 am
excellent, WORDS, UP yours.


Real thoughts -




when a turtle loses his shell, -


TAGS: deep thoughts from tired mind
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 23, 2016, 2:04 am
I love this kind of humor. I first heard it on The Montel Williams Show as 'Things that make you go hmmmm...'. I've been addicted ever since! I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!
OldIrish - July 21, 2016, 7:51 pm
I love it when you ask open questions that I can give so, so many answers to. UP yours!!!


NORMAL -




to thine own self be true -


TAGS: deep thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 3:24 am
Thanks, Prissy!
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:46 pm
Dammit...guess I found the one that redefined "seldom". 5 gulped L's mizz.
mizzdizz - July 9, 2015, 10:55 am
Thanks, guys!
GaryO - July 9, 2015, 10:09 am
by gawd I've tried
rerun - July 9, 2015, 9:28 am

Now, that's funny.
JesusWept - July 9, 2015, 8:37 am
LOL x 5


redress -


TAGS: love thoughts opinion
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:19 am
... you add up the heroic moments. Leave the world slightly better when you leave it, than when you arrived. You are a fellow traveler on this planet, nothing more. Excellent poster, Sho! 5 L
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:14 am
Some of my family members are obsessed with me 'making a difference'. I have 1 answer, "ambulance, 9-1/2 years". The truth is, I've made a bigger contribution when you add up the small things, a smile, a hug, helping with the little things, than if ....
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 10:21 pm
I feel better now
spacedog - October 9, 2015, 7:08 pm
Beautiful. 5/F


Happy Thoughts -




Creepy smiling Grampa -


TAGS: creepier thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:19 am
'Tis the season for the Freddie Krueger types to exit the woodwork. G'day!


CANIS ARBITROR -


TAGS: dog thoughts
Rating: 3.82/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:02 pm
Oh, it be broke. Crap, I’d give this a 3 too, max. Gotta learn not to force it. Too busy, just didn’t want to loose touch. Tnx CB
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)


M-249 SAW vs Sawbuck -




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